Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

0.0/10 • 109 min •

Overview

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Cast

Kasper Meltedhair

Donald Farmer

Brewce Longo

Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Dogfood Williams

Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

Josh Christensen

DJ Giant Microwave

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