The Witcher XXX: A Porn Parody (2026)

8.0/10 • 135 min • Fantasy Adventure

Overview

Tasked with protecting a princess in a distant kingdom, Geralt and sorceress Yennefer start their quest, but they're going to have a moment of intimacy first. Our heroes discover that Princess Ciri is cursed with a locator spell, which means that she's in grave danger and must take shelter with Yennefer. Following her rendezvous with Yennefer, Princess Ciri must forge ahead alone. While stopping to catch her breath, she meets Jaskier, a bard and friend of Geralt. Geralt is a little sore about Yennefer allowing the Princess to be deflowered by Jaskier, but Yennifer quickly reminds him, "She is a woman now."