Porch Pirates (2024)

3.0/10 • 107 min • Comedy Family Crime

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Charley

Molly Peyton

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Noah Archibald

Bobby

Terry Higginbotham

Izzy

Kimberly Gail Williams

Becky

Hank Slaughter

Captain Logan

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