Porch Pirates (2024)

3.0/10 • 107 min • Comedy Family Crime

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Candace Kirkpatrick

Eric Hanson

Bill Jenkins

David D. Ford

Natalie Jones

Molly Peyton

Kara Rainer

Noah Archibald

Terry Higginbotham

Kimberly Gail Williams

Hank Slaughter

Captain Logan

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